Picture it:
Madison Street Bridge, Chicago. Warmish, breezy, beautiful sunny day. About 2pm.
Very attractive blonde professional in tight blouse, pencil skirt, and stilettos is sauntering slowly over bridge.
Matrix-looking man walks past and gets whiplash in doing a double take at sexy prof.
Zoom in: Matrix-man stops on bridge and continues to stare at afore-mentioned hotness whilst talking on bluetooth (annoying buggers). Matrix-man reaches down and in full frontal view of everyone on bridge, re-adjusts himself. 4 times.
Matrix-man walks in opposite direction of jubble-rising minx after a quick play of own jubblies.
Zoom out: Redhead sniggering uncontrollably across other side of bridge.
posted by Kathryn @ 2:30 PM
4 Comments:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! kathryn you musn't laugh at people with hard-ons in public! What if his dick had fallen out of his pants?!
Just kidding! I'm kinda glad the poor bastard didn't trip and accidentally throw himself off the bridge whilst getting an erection.
I would have outright laughed my ass off before leaving over and calling down to him, "Is your crotch ok"? So sad!
BTW, GO SEE HOT FUZZ!!!! SO FUNNY PLUS A KICK-ASS ENDING!!!
But it's so easy to laugh...However, it wasn't the fact that this man with Keanu sunnies had a stiffy that I was laughing. It was because he made it so blatantly obvious! I think he got off with people watching him...
Hot Fuzz, you say? Does it have anything to do with warm peaches? hehe :-)
Tut tut tut, what ARE you girls like? One-track minds or what! I mean, there could be a perfectly innocent explanation for this - high winds on a bridge often cause trouser anomalies! It's scientific!
Scientific, eh? I have read articles that guys can get jubble-ups from almost anything. Like riding a bus or eating cereal.
From what I saw, yes, it could be described scientifically. A Keauny-type man saw through his optic lens a genetically yum blonde and lust was thus created to form a perky lump (I didn't look very hard at said lump but just laughed as he was going for a serious fiddle).
So, John, are you telling me that wind gets guys going, too? I can see that.
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